This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.
The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the moment, beyond easy categorization.
| Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile | COMPUTER | JOKES | MLVERB | REAL | The "Real" Guides | TAGLINES | Collections of One-Liners | | 101nos.txt | 5101 |
| 1988.hilite | 12221 |
| 20types | 1557 | The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
| 21types.txt | 1531 |
| 59insn.txt | 5456 | The Warning Signs of Insanity
| a-zfuck.txt | 2572 | The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
| aa.jok | 1613 | The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
| abbott.txt | 8192 | The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
| aclamt.txt | 3237 | Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
| acronym.lis | 8382 | All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
| acronym.txt | 1214 | Acronyms for the 1990's
| acronyms.txt | 88234 | A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
| adcopy.hum | 2444 | Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
| addrmeri.txt | 1950 | Merit Badges for Man Scouts
| admin.txt | 2433 | The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
| advrtize.txt | 6962 | It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World
| age.txt | 2381 | Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
| aggie.txt | 1616 | Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
| aids.txt | 27477 | AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
| airlines | 3109 | The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
| alabama.txt | 1865 | Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
| alcatax.txt | 3328 | The Alcoholics' Tax Return
| alflog.txt | 4893 | My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
| ambrose.bie | 5752 | The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
| amchap2.txt | 1468 | How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab
| anim_lif.txt | 22602 | Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
| annoy.fascist | 8367 | 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
| answers | 1631 | Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
| anthropo.stu | 5698 | The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
| arab.dic | 2352 | Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
| argotdic.txt | 15172 | Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
| art-fart.hum | 8192 | The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
| atombomb.hum | 5997 | How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
| att.txt | 4633 | Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
| aussie.lng | 9014 | Dictionary of Australian Speak
| b-2.jok | 1932 | Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
| bad | 22169 | Things Might Seem Really Bad
| bad-d | 7168 | You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
| bad.jok | 1312 | You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
| badday.hum | 4491 | A Basically Bad Day
| bagelope.txt | 1971 | The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
| bank.rob | 4359 | Rules for Bank Robbers
| barney.cn1 | 4817 | The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
| barney.txt | 68697 | The Day of the Barney
| bb | 4131 | Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
| bbq.txt | 3456 | Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
| beapimp.hum | 3395 | How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
| beave.hum | 3856 | Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
| beer.hum | 2672 | 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
| beerdiag.txt | 3095 | Beer Diagnostics List
| beerjesus.hum | 689 | Why Beer is Better than Jesus
| bible.txt | 598 | Bible Misinterpretations
| bigpic1.hum | 2766 | The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
| billcat.hum | 4770 | Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
| bimg.prn | 15758 | The Bimbo Glossary
| bitchcar.hum | 4337 | How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
| bitnet.txt | 29450 | Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
| blackapp.hum | 2390 | Rabidly offensive racist employment form
| blackhol.hum | 5203 | New Information on Black Holes
| blaster.hum | 1253 | How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
| bless.bc | 1594 | Bless B.C. I Stay
| blooprs1.asc | 13776 | The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
| bmdn01.txt | 13824 | ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
| boatmemo.jok | 5117 | The Summer Boat Ride Memos
| boe.hum | 10598 | Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
| boneles2.txt | 15330 | Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
| bored.txt | 16723 | Things to Do When Bored
| boston.geog | 274 | Boston Geography in One Paragraph
| browneco.hum | 7420 | Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
| btcisfre.hum | 2518 | Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
| bugbreak.hum | 3729 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
| bugs.txt | 5094 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
| butwrong.hum | 9106 | But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
| buzzword.hum | 1185 | How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
| bw-phwan.hat | 3325 | Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
| bw-summe.hat | 1674 | Just what the hell IS Summer?
| cabbage.txt | 5686 | The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
| calculus.txt | 2748 | The Event of the Calculus Exam
| calif.hum | 731 | Why I Hate California
| calvin.txt | 7280 | Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
| cancer.rat | 4030 | Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
| carowner.txt | 1717 | The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
| cars.txt | 3302 | |