Humor Files: Computer

Herein are the Humor files least likely to be 'gotten' in terms of humor. The subjects are obscure computer languages, puns based on coding techniques, and references to marketing and software engineering long since buried under the sands of time. These are also most likely some of the oldest textfiles on this site, with many dating to the 70's and early 80's, and maybe the occasional 60's document retyped and uploaded as networks became more prominent.

If you don't laugh, it's not you. if you do laugh, it is. Geek.

Filename	Size	Description of the Textfile
BOFH		The Bastard Operator From Hell Series
1-liners.txt	79530	Collection of Computer-Based and other One-Liners
1984.c	20608	Obfuscated C Code Winners for 1983 and 1984
1st.bug	1357	The Origin of the "Computer Bug", back in 1945
2genesis.txt	4853	Genesis Verison 2.0
300bps.txt	4793	101 Things to Do with a 300 Baud Modem
386code.txt	1849	Undocumented 8088/8086/80286/80386 Instruction Set
60_minut.arp	10510	Weird 60 Minutes Parody
HackTest.512	19848	The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 06/16/1989
_vax.bugs	694	VAXOLOGY: A Poem about Vaxes
accgag.txt	1604	How to See the Secret Gag File and Credits for MS Access from Winpoint BBS
acronyms.hum	1667	Some improved computer acronyms
acronyms.txt	1578	Acronyms of Computers Explained
actual_c.res	4207	Some REALLY WEIRD Compiler Responses
actung.hum	414	Fake German Warning about das blinkenlights
addict.dat	12940	Quiz to Tell if you're a Modem Addict
ahole-03.txt	6234	What Assholes Do, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zen of Neon Knights
ai.koans	2351	Koans about Artifical Intelligence
al.koa	3517	Artifical Intelligence Koans
alice.jok	12793	Alice in DIGITALland (Parody)
alice.txt	6006	Alice in UNIX Land
alices_n.ser	18810	Alice's NNTP Server (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
alices_p.dp1	13799	Alice's PDP-10 (To the tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
alices_r.str	14308	MIT's AI Lab (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
aliceunix.txt	5312	Alice in UNIX Land
alicunix.fic	6456	Alice in UNIX-Land (Parody)
alternat.osi	8821	Alternatives to OSI by Jock C. St. Martin
amigause.txt	6784	101 Things to Do with a Dead Amiga
anthem.hac	735	The Hacker's Anthem by Cheshire Catalyst (Tap #87)
anthropo.stu	5698	The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
antimodm.txt	2751	The Anti-Modem Weapon, by the Enemy Within
aol.txt	3276	Diary of an AOL User (Humor)
ap.calcul	1586	Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Calculus, But Were Afraid to Pass
apg.hum	5582	The Story of the Apple Pirate's Guild
appconspir.txt	1875	A Conspiracy Theory about Poor Apple Products Around Windows 95 (December 18, 1995)
applefridge.txt	1046	The Apple Trumps the Fridge
applemaf.hum	21388	The Apple Mafia Story
appleuk.txt	24489	Special Edition Apple Internal Product News (AIPN) (1995)
aprfool.net	4369	Why the USENET April Fool's Contest was Called Off
aptel89.txt	6913	Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '89
aptel90.txt	6919	Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '90
are_you_.ner	4325	Are you an Internet Nerd?
art-erot.asc	46930	AE: Artificial Eroticism
art.stu	5625	Artificial Stupidity: A New Breakthrough, by Michael Ferris
artifici.hum	5827	Artificial Stupidity
ask.not	2446	Sanity in Automating Keyword Abstracting, or how NOT to Title your Papers
asshole3.txt	7277	What Assholes Do 3: AE Assholes, by The Neon Knights
assholes	3584	What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications
assholes.ii	9856	What Assholes Do II by The Blade and The Metallian of The Neon Knights
assholes.iii	6400	What Assholes Do III by Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights
assholes.txt	4765	What Makes People Assholes
asshols2.txt	11475	What Assholes Do 2: By The Blade and The Metallian of Neon Knights
auto.weapns	3262	When you get two CMU CS Students together, the topics drift to Automatic Weapons
b00t.it	1664	Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It": B00T It, by Anonymous
babbage.hum	7590	BABBAGE - The Programming Language of the Future
babbage.txt	7589	BABBAGE: The Computer Language of the Future!
babe.txt	862	Tal performs a perfect e-mail body slam
badcomps.hum	2473	Creative Computing Slams all the Computers
badcomps.txt	2472	"The World's Worst Computers", From CREATIVE COMPUTING, Sept 85
balls.txt	2845	Mouse Balls are Available as a Field Replacement Unit
bardbyte.hum	9235	Shakespeare never had a computer!
basiczen.txt	21536	BASICA ZEN, or "Real Men Program in C", by John Richard De Palma
bbs30.asc	3310	The 30 Commandments of BBSing
bbshackers.txt	13917	The History of the BBS User: A Musical Drama in Five Parts
bbslist.hum	1270	Some typical BBS names, circa 1985
beer_os.txt	4572	The Beers of the Software World (Operating Systems Portrayed as Beers)
bell.died	4618	The Day Bell System Died, a Parody by Lauren Weinstein
belle.seized	2535	The US Impounds a Chess Computer, 1982
bible.c	3872	The C Programming Language, redone as a Biblical Passage
blinken.txt	850	Definition of DAS BLINKENLIGHTS
bluedoor.hum	4990	Angry anti-IBM sentiment conversation
bofb.1	7538	The Bastard Operator From Britain
bofh.1	3854	Bastard Operator From Hell #1
bofh.10	4304	Bastard Operator From Hell #10
bofh.11	3211	Bastard Operator From hell Lives! #11
bofh.12	4519	Bastard Operator From Hell #12
bofh.13	4013	Bastard Operator From Hell #13
bofh.2	2338	Bastard Operator From Hell #2
bofh.3	3401	Bastard Operator From Hell #3
bofh.4	3553	Bastard Operator from Hell #4
bofh.5	3775	Bastard Operator From Hell #5
bofh.6	2625	Bastard Operator From Hell #6
bofh.las	5778	The Last Bastard Operator From Hell!
bootit.hum	2899	Sexual meanings of computer messages, and "Beat It" Parody
borghack.jok	1017	Star Trek: The Next Generation.. Data Becomes a Hacker
borgstew.jok	4648	Recipe for an Enterprise Stew
br_ode.txt	812	An Ode to the BR, by the Great Rabbi Bajzheet
bsmfh01.txt	2851	The Bastard System Manager from Hell #1
bsmfh02.txt	2003	The Bastard System Manager from Hell #2
bsubs.hum	3468	"Simulation" of calling BuSUBS.
bugfix.txt	2494	A Few of the Lesser Known Programming Quotes
bugs.jok	7996	Bugs: How to Remove them from All Programs
bungl.set	2995	Overextended Mnemonics
buzzword.txt	1422	Some False Data Processing Definitions
c.jok	1002	An Ode to C
c64.txt	6015	The Commodore 64 User: A Text File, by Frank LaRosa of the Searchlight BBS
c64hater.hum	10402	The Complete Commie Hater's Handbook, by The Cracksman
c64story.txt	10410	Anti-C64 User Story, with Self-Serving Disclaimer from BBS Sysop as bonus!
c64user.txt	9737	Anatomy of a C64 user - a SysOp's guide to Commodore users, by Electrik Kool Aid, April 1990
c_minus.min	1906	The Great new C-- Package! Void Oriented Programming
caa-pt1.hum	189755	The First Part of Steve Roberts' Incredible Computer Commute
cacm.byte	5253	BYTE TO Merge with Communications of the ACM
calloftheday.txt	1877	The Apple Support Call of the Day
catcha.lion	3463	A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting
cdvsvan.pro	1586	Which Wins: The Information Superhighway or a Minivan?
cform1.txt	1024	Generic USENET Posting Reply Form
cform3.txt	462	Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Short)
chain.again	18511	Extremely Old Chain Letter, Included for Historical Headers
chaper.one	3854	The MIT Robot Chaperone (Version 1.00B)
chatrbbs.hum	16946	Chat Between The Slipped Disk and a Pissed RBBS Sysop
chern.vax	16507	The USSR on Usenet
cis.hum	2603	The Joys of Compusex!
client_s.sex	482	How Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
cmu.test	53160	The Unisexual, Omnisexual Purity Test, Version 3.5a 1985
cobol.txt	1791	Literary Criticism meets COBOL
codegeek.txt	20841	Robert Hayden's Code of the Geeks v1.0.1
coffee.mkr	2909	Man Page for a Coffee Maker
cold.bymail	3707	Netmail Spreads Common Cold, 30 November 1983
command.txt	3535	The 30 Commandments of BBSing
commands.hum	8231	Some additional assembly language commands
commsens.hum	6862	Some common sense to use when logging onto BBSs.
comp.jok	8832	Microcomputer Mania.. A New Mental Disorder?
compaq_a.txt	4425	Compaq Wishes To Apologize For This Advertisemen
comparo.txt	5437	Parody of "My Favorite Things" by J. Benson & J. Doll
compatbl.hum	3898	A problem in the making for the HAL 9000
compdic.txt	17027	Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary (1987)
compdict.txt	16221	Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, by Bruce Tonkin, Computerpeople Monthly, Dec. 1987
compgran.hum	2520	Don't Take Computers for Granted!
complang.txt	2990	Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy by Daniel Solomon & David Rosenblueth
complexi.hum	3939	The Incomplete and Abridged Computer Term Lexicon
complove.jok	10294	Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
compsci.jok	4942	Parody of UNC Computer Course Listings, 1990
compstor.txt	3283	Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer
compusex.jok	3701	The Adventures of Mini and Micro
computer	3224	The List of "Real Computers"
computer.say	9196	Collection of Computing One-Liners
computer.txt	2085	The Book of Genesis from a Computer Perspective
computer.uni	2460	In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
computersongs-1.4	336786	Computer Songs and Poems, Version 1.4 06, August 1994
consult.txt	6574	The Confessions of an Unpaid Consultant, by Stephen Manes (July 1996)
coollngo.txt	5202	The Rules of Cyberpunk and the Slang of Cyberpunk
copyrite.c64	11596	Extremely Huge Commodore Disclaimer
cow.art	90374	The Complete Guide to Cows, Summer 1990, Part 1
cow.gui	30989	The Complete Guide to Cows, November 1989
cpuns.c	3788	C Program Loaded with Puns
crackers.hum	2202	Watch Out For Them Crackers!
cray.txt	2499	Making Conversions between Crays and Commodore 64s (July 28, 1990)
cray7.jok	1638	Cray's Incredible New Solar System-Powered Computer
creation.jcl	2267	A JCL Program for the Creation
creation.txt	15175	A Number of Computer-Related Creation Myths
creators.hoa	3660	From Computerworld 1 April: Creators Admit C, UNIX Hoax
cuisine.int	6533	The Timeline for Microsoft Food For Windows
customer.sup	2837	Support is Hell: The Torture Never Stops
d00d.txt	9845	The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak
dategineer.txt	1280	The Top Ten Reasons to Date and Not to Date an Engineer
ddt.histry	661	The History of the term DDT for a Dec Debugger
dead1.hum	18129	The History of the BBS User (A Musical Drama in 5 Parts)
dead2.hum	33406	The History of the BBS User Part II
dead3.hum	60484	The History of the BBS User Part III
dearemil.pos	12648	Dear Emily Postnews
dec.mail	3236	Why the RX-02 Floppies Absolutely Suck
dec.wars	31839	DEC WARS: The Definitive Collection
decwars.jok	23728	DEC WARS!
decwars.txt	33057	The Saga of DEC Wars
define.txt	8192	Computer Term List, Stolen from a Vax by King Herman
desktop.txt	7638	Desktop Publish and Be Damned!
dfc	4889	Microsoft Corp. Announces Latest Acquisition (Olympia, WA)
disclaim.jok	3626	The contents of stddisclaimer.h, the Internet's Standard Disclaimer
diseases	4035	The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
diseases.txt	3433	The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
diskdriv.txt	1992	Ways to get Rid of problems with Disc Drives, by Jason Harlow
diskrigg.txt	12316	The Disk Rigger Rodent Story, by The Sector Vector
dljunkie.txt	3257	Confessions of a Download Junkie
doa6.txt	23225	MACROS: A Way of Life, or, Altering the English Language For Fun and Profit
document.dat	6780	Documenting Useless Programs, by Scoop
doodz	9736	The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak
dos_faq.fun	3293	What the comp.os.ms-dos wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards
dpdef.txt	2986	Alternate Data Processing Definitions
dr.seuss	2951	A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandfather's Computer
dream.jok	2146	The Man Page for the DREAM Program
dream.man	1896	The Man Page for Dreaming
dreamman.jok	1895	A Man Page for Dreaming
duran.txt	1392	"The Password" to the tune of "The Reflex" by the Slipped Disk
elim2k	3860	Ad for the Eliminator 2000 (Destroys annoying BBS Users)
elite.cmd	5946	The Commandments of Eliteness
emoticon.txt	6302	Collection of common acronyms and emoticons on Compuserve
engineer.son	6020	The Engineers' Drinking Song (Lady Godiva)
engineercar.txt	1293	A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager in a Car (Joke)
errno.2	2470	A Contest from USENIX for the Most Humorous UNIX Error Codes
errors.funny	53161	The Canonical List of Error Messages that Are Funny
ethics.txt	9058	Ethics for BBS Users: Some Points of Etiquitte
eunuchs.jok	2679	EUNUCH Programmer's Manual by Jonathan E. Brickman
evan.dream	1802	Evan Had a Dream
everleec.hum	6207	The Ever Present Leeches
exam	3501	Qualifying Examination for Co-Sysop Access
excuses.txt	3691	The Programmers and Sysops Excuse File by The Nomad
faces.jok	8820	Large Collection of Smiley Faces
faces2.jok	8339	Various Emoticons
famous.bug	52609	Famous Bugs List, Courtesy of Dave Curry
faxhumor.txt	1529	The Guide to Safe Faxing
fever.hum	6455	The Tragedy of Online Addiction, by Steve King
fidohist.hum	16410	FidoNet History and Operation 8 Feb 85
fifth.hum	5282	Laidback with (a) Fifth, By John Unger Zussman
figure.one	3924	VMS Operations Manual. See Figure One
figure_1.txt	5400	AT&T Customer Service Manual. See Figure One.
five.lws	10289	The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific #5: Bad Days Befall The People's Republic of Engineering, by M. Peshota
flame.hum	7136	Come Join the Famous Flamer's School
flame.txt	6007	The Flamers' Bible
flame_sc.hoo	6909	Ever Dreamed of Flaming with the Big Boys? Come to the Flamer's School!
flamform.txt	1824	The Flame Posting Form
flattire.jok	616	The Flat Tire Joke
fluke-cm.sng	2179	The Deteriorata Reprogrammed to be Computer Centric
foot.1	2001	How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using:
foot.2	2117	Further Tests to See Which Programming Language You're Using
for-everything	1657	TRN TRN TRN (For Everything...) Parody
fpgmmers.hum	4602	Join the Famous Programmer's School
free.wheel	6590	net.bicycle.freewheel.cleaning: a reprise, by Brian Reid
funny.jok	66971	Large Collection of Computer-Related Jokery
gamedec.jok	6314	How DEC Works (Australian Perspective)
gameplay	5143	What Real Gamers Do and Don't Do by Fritz Mertens (March 15, 1985)
gatesprodigy.txt	1034	What Does Bill Gates' Daughter and Prodigy Have in Common?
geb.review	2951	Review of Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas R. Hofstadter
geek.txt	6821	"A Letter From a Confirmed Geek", by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
geekcode.txt	55071	The Code of the Geeks v3.12 by Robert A. Hayden (March 5, 1996)
geekguide.txt	7839	A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
geeknerd.hum	1462	Geeks and Nerds, by The Data Blitz
geeknerd.txt	1381	Geeks and Nerds: An Informative File by the Data Blitz 11/20/84
geeks	3467	Guide to BBS Geeks
genasys.txt	6284	Gen A Sys: The Book of Genesis Retold with Computers
genesis.doc	9409	The New Creations from Genesis Corporation
genesis.hum	3999	The Story of Creation, or the Myth of Urk
genesis.jok	2125	In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
genesis.txt	6801	Genesis Release 2.5
genesys.hum	6619	Genesis Release 2.5
getdrunkcheap.txt	14166	Parody of MAKE.MONEY.FAST: GET.DRUNK.CHEAP, by Jon E. King
globbing	3690	Why Kernels Are Subjected to Bloat
glossary.jok	3908	An Alternate Version of the Software Universe
glossary.txt	4056	Getting to Know Your Computer: A Short Glossary of Computer Terms
gmhelpline.txt	2466	The General Motors Technical Support Line
gnsb3-cl.txt	121578	The Great Net Prayerbook
gnsb3-mu.txt	615756	The Great Net Spellbook
gnu.gnu	1944	Press Release for GNU GNURM, the Improved Internet Worm!
gnu.sub	1692	The GNU Submarine Sandwich
goldi.flisp	8006	The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears translated to Fortran
goodc.hum	5733	2nd Annual Obfuscated Contest Winners
gospel.hak	6004	The Gospel According to St. Hacker
gradstud.tim	6868	A Grad-Student Emotion Checklist
gryara01.txt	49236	Gray Areas Magazine, by Nutta Gilbooa (Parody) Issue #1 (January, 1995)
gsl.announ	20813	Reports of the Graduate Student Lunch's Demise have been Greatly Exaggerated
gtdocs.hum	8100	GADGET-TERM 1.0 S0PHTD0CZ!
gubs.txt	2268	Collection of Emoticons and Acronyms for use on Fido BBSs.
guide12.txt	3498	The Twelve Year Old's Guide to Computing
gw~to.net~10	1923	Gateway to Net Ten (Parody) by Mark Lotter
hack.poem	9500	The HACTRN
hack_pom.txt	2215	Casey at the Byte (Parody)
hacker.dressing	2436	How a Hacker Chooses His Clothing (ASCII Diagram)
hacker.song	2539	The Hacker's Song (Parody)
hacker.tes	21478	The Hacker Test, by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
hacker.tst	21309	The Hacker Test, Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
hackerbarbie.txt	2541	The Hacker Barbie is Introduced
hackers.hum	10112	Hackers: What Pussies! By Mr. Curious
hackers.jok	89025	The MIT Jargon File by Guy L. Steele Jr., Raphael Finkel, Donald Woods, Geoff Goodfellow and Mark Crispin (November 14, 1982)
hacksong.txt	5570	I'm a Hacker and I'm OK (Monty Pythod Parody) by Dave Touretzky and Don Libes
hacktest	21120	The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
hacktest.txt	20527	The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 1989
hakawath.jok	13192	The Song of Hakawatha, by F.X. Reid
hal.txt	4577	HAL, we Have a Problem: You're not IBM Compatible
hal_word.ibm	3184	Is HAL a clever reworking of IBM? This author thinks so.
handle.txt	10473	How to Choose and Alias, written by The Sheister/UMass Bandit
har9408.txt	22041	HAM: Humor Accidentally Read (Parody of Random Access Humor) August, 1994
hasidunx.txt	2243	The Chasidic UNIX Chart by Eric Raymond, Arlie Stephens, David Oster
hexappea	4151	Software Goes Hardware by Unknown
highway.txt	2131	If Superhighways Were Like the Internet
hitch.hikers	6841	The Hitchiker's Guide to the Net, 1982
hitchout.hum	2555	Jason's Logout for the Milliways BBS
horror.story	48007	Large Collection of Hacking Horror Stories
how_to_g.bed	1954	How to Get a Hacker to Bed; Phrases to Turn Him/Her On
how_to_p.c	969	How to program and Debug in C: The Quick list
hp-fonts.jok	14813	The Complete Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog, Which is Odd
hp-fonts.txt	14679	A Particularly funny Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog (!)
hum1.txt	7240	Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and No Question Seems to be Too Basic (March 1st, 1994)
ibm&god.txt	5940	IBM Gets its First Contract, with God
ibm.son	6461	The IBM Songbook
ibm.update	1945	New Updates and Fixes to IBM/VU
ibm3090.txt	3842	Why I like the IBM 3090 (Or Maybe Not)
ibm360.jok	2383	HCF instruction: from Principles of Operation (Halt and Catch Fire)
ibmhumor.hum	12691	Addendum to System/370 Assembler
ibmos.txt	3127	IBM Offers the new Virtual Universe Operating System (January 30, 1979)
ibmrules.hac	1365	There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too
ibmrules.txt	1376	There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too
ibmsong2.txt	6198	The IBM Songbook: March on with IBM
ibmvuo.hum	2592	NEW OPERATING SYSTEM FOR IBM MAINFRAMES: Virtual Universe
ideassof.hum	2605	Really Useful Software Ideas
idr.txt	1865	The Industrial Dude Ranch
ieee.defs	2922	Small Collection of Reviewed Engineering Definitions from the IEEE
ien137.txt	36203	On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace
inbetwee.hum	14085	What Happened in Between, by Rueben Flagg
infinity.jok	3698	The Infinity Properties
infinity.txt	1914	The Mathematic Formulas for Infinity
info.expngr	2529	A Dream Turns to a Nightmare for the National Inquisitor
infohighway.txt	550	Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
infohum.hum	8530	Some Infocom Humor
insane4.txt	9728	Lamer Pirate Magazines, Etc. by The Grim Reaper (February 3, 1992)
inter.face	4097	On the Human to Machine Interface
intercal.jok	53702	The Intercal Manual, from Don Woods and James Lyon
intohell.hum	11233	Hacking Into Hell -- The True Story of Harry Poindexter
intro.hum	5827	An extremely funny login screen to the Utopia BBS
is.modem.entity	7552	Is There a Modem Entity by Shadow Stories, Inc.
isp.txt	899	Top 10 Signs You Picked The Wrong Internet Service Provider
jargon-r	5248	The MIT/Stanford AI Jargon File (April 1, 1992 Version)
jargon.68	87324	Ancient Version of the Jargon File
jargon.doc	1069207	Jargon File Verison 2.9.9 (April 1, 1992)
jargon.phd	3807	GLossary for Research Papers
jargon.tex	87299	Jargon File from November 14, 1982
jargon.txt	96221	The Glossary of Jargon, by Guy L. Steele, Jr., et al
jleet0.txt	7551	A Day in the Life of Johnny Leet0: The Story of an Elite Kiddie by RogersFX
job.msg	950	TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO JOBCONTROL ERRORS (December 1, 1988)
joe.lisp	3956	The Adventures of Joe Lisp, T Man
k-k00ld.hum	5158	The History of the K-K00l DUDE, by The Edge
k.k00l.doods	5248	The History of Real K-K00l Dudes by The Edge
k00l.txt	6359	The History of Real K-K00L D00DS by The Edge
kbprayer.txt	640	The Keyboard Prayer
ken_olson	3572	A Nice Juicy Ken Olsen Quote about how UNIX Is Doomed
kidia	2048	The Twit Filter: The Know-It/Done-It-All by Dave Bealer
kightlin.hum	12978	Chat Logs with the Maniac Jack of the now-defunct Kightline
killbunn.hum	5013	How to kill the Easter Bunny DEAD! by The Outland
kooldoo3.txt	3961	K-K00L D00Ds Part III, by Radioactive Snail
kubla.kahn	2429	HACKADU, Parody of Xanadu
kubla_k.ahn	2495	In Hackadu did Hackers Few an Awesome program-hack command....
l&dgeek.hum	9099	The Life and Death of a Modem Geek, by Dr. Atomic
l.t.modem.geek	7168	The Life and Times of a Modem Geek by A Modem User of Anarchy, Inc.
label.hum	3748	Clothes Labels Decoded, by Bruce Goldman
lamehelp.txt	2663	Helpful in Finding the Lamers: A Guide
lamer-6.txt	11890	Lamer! By Professor Fuze (January 31, 1995)
languag.jok	699	Al Stevens Explains all Computer Languages
language.txt	5894	Computer Programming Languages to Look Out For
lateonen.txt	4087	Late One Night, they Screw Up a Computer System
lauren.digest	6758	A Digest of Messages from Lauren Weinstein, an infinitely Amusing Person
laws_of_.pro	1579	Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
lawsuits.jok	923	Microsoft has a Patent on Look-And-Feel Lawsuits
lblbjoke.txt	3453	The DEC Light Bulb Joke
leary.hum	5538	An Interview with Timothy Leary
lechhate.txt	7353	What Leeches Hate about AE SysOps, by Crackmaster
leech.txt	2770	Definition and Overview of The Leech by Mutant Offspring
leech2.hum	3403	Leeches, by The Grim Reaper
leeches	3980	The True Leech Hazard by The Rocker
leeches!.hum	11312	The Society of Leeches, by Mister I/O
leechesd.txt	10650	The Leech Dictionary by the Blue Buccaneer
leechin.hum	4654	The Leech at Work, by The Rocker
leechpay.fun	2886	Ode warning of leeching
lesser.prg	2801	The Lesser Known Programming Languages
lifecycl.jok	7558	The Software Life Cycle, as told Biblically
lingo2.txt	410	Computer Company Acronyms
lisalegacy.txt	54318	The Legacy of the Apple Lisa, by David T. Craig (February 16, 1993)
lisp.ad	3728	Actual Ad for LISP Programmers from the Boston Globe
lisp.ad.story	2935	The Story of the Lisp.Ad File, by Kalman Reti (May, 2005)
litebulb.ai	3815	How Many Artifical Intelligence People does it take to Change a Light-Bulb?
loser	3174	The List of Real Losers by Chaotic Computers (1985)
lozerzon	13130	The Lozer Zone by The Circle Spellbook (1985)
lozerzon.000	12187	Tale from the Loser Zone by The Circle Spellbook, Inc (1985)
lozerzon.txt	14016	The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook
lsd.man	2939	The Man Page for LSD
ludeinfo.txt	9217	The Basics of Luding by Sinbad Sailor
luke.vax	5084	The Further Adventures of Luke Vaxhacker
machine.bls	1119	Blessings on this Fine Machine by Zhahai Stewart
macsmack.hum	2516	Someone gripes about that new-fangled Macintosh
macterr.hum	5998	Comparing a Macintosh and a Cairn Terrier
magweed1.txt	8866	Dr. Arcane's Guide to Maggot Weeding, Volume 1.0
manifest.pc	17542	The PC Manifesto, Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Edition
manpage.sh	58428	Collection of Funny Man Pages That Someone Collected (In Shell Format)
markv.hum	1720	The Mark V Security System is ACTIVE!
master.pro	2284	The Parable of the Master Programmer
math.jok	14853	Physicists vs. Mathematicians
math.record	1241	Some Different Mathematical Records
math_dis.sex	942	Math Disproved Via Sex
mathfarm.txt	2407	The Progression of Farm Math Problems over the Years
mathglos.txt	1735	Mathematics Glossary: Deciphering what Math Teachers Say
mathimp.txt	4177	Impure Mathematics: The Story of Polly Nomial
maths.txt	5060	Simplified Mathematics, from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 35, No. 1
mathtest.jok	3843	The Mathematics Purity Test
mcdonnel.reg	5099	The McDonnell Douglass Warranty Card
mdmgeek.txt	8960	The Life of a Modem Geek
measure.jok	3484	A Student Creates Tons of Cool Ways to Measure a Building with a Barometer
mel.txt	9606	Let Me Tell You The Way It Used To Be: PURE HEX PROGRAMMING
melvin.hum	2304	Computer Melvins, by The Watcher
micro.sto	4519	Micro (Offensive to computers and computer-wanna-bes) by Optimist Prime
microgod.txt	4288	Microsoft Bigs to Acquire Catholic Church
midas.jokes	680	Richard Stallman's "Guess What This Does"
milli.amp	1569	The Adventures of Micro-Farad and Milli-Amp
misc_com.jok	1930	Miscellanous Computer Jokes
misuse.notes	6067	No More `Star Trek' on CPU, by Jake Kirchner, CW Washington Bureau, Washington D.C.
mitsai.jargon	25924	Some MIT Artificial Intelligence Definitions
modem.pai	15189	List of the Modem Pail Kids
modem_us.txt	15244	The Modem Pail Kids
modemgee	3202	How to Tell if YOU are a Modem Geek! By The $heik (January 27, 1985)
modemgod.hum	7596	Is there a Modem Entity?
modempai.txt	15082	Modem Pail Kids: The Collection
modemuse.hum	1640	Field Guide to Modem Users
molly1.txt	6425	The Adventures of Molly Modem
molly2.txt	6136	The Adventures of Molly Modem #2
molly3.txt	7713	The Adventures of Molly Modem: #3
molly4.txt	10144	The Adventures of Molly Modem: #4
molly5.txt	10249	The Adventures of Molly Modem #5
molly6.txt	15183	The Adventures of Molly Modem #6
molly7.txt	10311	The Adventures of Molly Modem #7
molly8.txt	11436	The Adventures of Molly Modem #8
money.spoof	18304	Parody of Make Money Fast!
moon's.ghost	1698	The Ghost of Dave Moon
mr.prtocl	7400	Ask Mr. Protocol!
mudtest.jok	6888	The Mudder's Test (Version 1.0)
mumps.messag	1299	A partial trace of a few cycles of MUMPS [Mutually Uncooperative Multi-Processing System] execution
munchkin.txt	8449	Some New Definitions for Munchkins in the BBS Scene
murphy	4002	Murphy's Laws of Computers
murphy.txt	10137	The Laws of Computing
mydick.txt	2192	The Problems with a Computer Called MYDICK
nasa.jargon	11775	Glossary of NASA Terminology
neander.txt	2732	Ask Dr. Stupid: Am I a Neanderthal
nerd1.txt	3652	How you know you are a true blue Nerd, by Bug Byter
nerd2.txt	6986	How to Meet and Marry the Nerd of Your Choice, by Geneva March
nerd_te.st2	5240	The Nerdity Test, Squid Version
nerd_test2	5086	The Nerdity Test, Squid Version, September 1990
nerds.hum	2809	What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
net.header	2891	The Net Message Header from Hell
net.rum	164911	Computer-Related Horror Stories
netguide.txt	88141	Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net
netnews.10	1329	Top Ten Problems with Netnews
new.langs	3347	Some New Computer Languages
new.yorker	6736	Some Bizzzare Articles from the New Yorker
newibm.hum	5377	All the New Instructions for IBM's New Chip
newlang.txt	13139	Computer Languages from the Enforcer and Friends
newpc.hum	3260	A New, Very Personal, Computer
newsguru.txt	20634	The Yellow Brick Road in Cyberspace? Story.
newusega.hum	3281	New Users: A Guide to Parasites and Weeding them out
newuser.txt	3437	Parasite Pamphlet #3: New Users... How to Detect and Destroy Them
night.mare	3385	What if the World Took on the UNIX Philosophy?
nightlec.hum	4001	The Night of the Leeching Dead, by Apple Core
nine.lws	13244	The Adventures of Lone Worlf Scientific #9
not4	2097	Were it Not for Computers, by Tim Casady
ns01n01.txt	6494	NET.SCANDALL: A Weekly Compendium of Ascii (April 1994)
nuke.txt	3072	QBX-1: Single-Board Nuclear Reactor Supplies Standby Power for 12 Years!
null_pro.lan	3509	NULL: A Computer Language Breakthrough
obsessed.hum	2740	Obsession with Computers? No Fooling THIS Guy!
old_book.lst	4656	Stuff Someone is throwing out, with funny reviews
ollie1.hum	3072	Secret Transmission from the President's BBS, circa 1987
olympics91	39284	The USENET Olympics 1991
olympics92	48242	The Usenet Olympics 1992
olympics92-winter	31114	The USENET Winter Olympics 1992
opcodes.hum	3715	Lots and Lots of Fake Machine OpCodes
opcodes.lis	30436	David Sanderson's Large Collection of OPCodes That Should Exist
opcodes.txt	22242	The False Opcodes List, Updated Several Times (September 9, 1985)
opcodes1.jok	3386	Some Historical Perspective on Humorous Opcodes
opcodes2.jok	2463	Collection of Bizzare Op-Codes
operator.opc	5353	Dave Campbell's Collection of Humorous Opcodes
orgasm.pas	4342	The Orgasm (A Pascal Program)
os.txt	1988	If Operating Systems Ran Airlines
os2tags.1	3280	OS/2 One-Liners
osxintel.txt	1905	OS X/Intel is NOT dead!
paranoid.txt	1817	Top 10 list of activities for paranoid computer scientists
pascjoke.txt	14064	Ha! it Turns Out Pascal is One Big Joke!
pc-mag.hum	3987	PC Readers Locate Stories with New Index Program
pchumor.txt	3401	Guide to Computer Language
pcsarepc.txt	1512	PCs are PCs (sing along to People are People by Depeche Mode)
pdp-*.list	5784	List of DEC's PDPs, by Mark Crispin
peat.hum	532	The Peat Moss Event
pentcomp.jok	3223	The Penthause PET
penthaha.txt	2101	Collection of Pentium Error Jokes
perfpgm.hum	1499	The Perfect Programmer: A Poem
pets.txt	1453	Announcement of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
pgmrsong.jok	2464	Of course I never wanted to be a Lumberjack; I wanted to be a PROGRAMMER!
pgp-filk.txt	1103	A Filk Song About PGP
pgs.crazed	1808	Saving Sylvia's Terminal
phantoma.txt	14967	The Phantom of the operator
phideaux.hum	2406	Poodle Sisters Software: Phydeaux-Net!
pirates.hum	2190	The Pirate's Sniglets, by The G-Man
piratpsy.hum	4310	Psychology of the Software Pirate, By The Beast
place.jok	3505	Man Page for Place
place.man	3582	Man page for Placing Systems
poorsysp.hum	1610	A Sysop .... by The Silver Ghost
pournell.spo	4092	Computing an Anarchy Acres by Jerry Richdudley (Parody of Jerry Pournelle) by Jon Forrest (December 21, 1988)
powrpost.net	8068	The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
prayer.pgm	562	The Programmers' Prayer
prayer.txt	820	The Programmers' Prayer
programm.pra	2446	The Programmer's Prayer (June 4, 1989)
programmers-blues	3793	The Programmer's Blues (Filk)
progtec.hum	3471	Desperate Programming Techniques
proof.omni	419	OMNI Magazine Proves that 2=1
psalm.ti	873	The Mathematician's Prayer
pure.mat	1848	The Story of Poor Pure Percy P
pussy_ea.las	3265	Laser Printer Sucks Up Cat
quiche.txt	3666	Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
quick.jok	8065	Quick List of Joking Definitions
quux.poem	54044	Random Computer Poetry, ot The Great Quux
r0dent.hum	10222	The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Metal Communications
rah_syst	4187	If System Administrators Designed Cars
real.pgmrs	23955	Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
realco.hum	4041	Real Computers, by Matt Gertner
realeng.sof	3393	Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
realleec.hum	5864	The Real Leech Guide Part I. Excellent Tree.
realmel.pro	9262	Real Programmers Write in Fortran? No way!
realprog.hum	5325	Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal!
rec.por	3576	The last Word on the Rec.Porn.Child Debate (Parody of Rec.Humor.Funny and Brad Templeton)
record.gap	4342	The Lurker in the Interrecord Gap
relays_1	2693	Using Your Boots to Clear a Relay
resent.mail	1235	Someone Being Annoyed about the "Resent" Field
resrch.phrase	1347	Dictionary of useful Research Phrases
rfc748.txt	2743	The Randomly Lose Telnet Option
rfk.821	3650	The SMTP Polymorph Command
rider.txt	4611	MacWeeny Rider (to the tune of "Uneasy Rider")
rm.man	5870	A Manual Page for a Much More Effective RM Command
robin.hod	6655	The Story of the Robin Hood Hackers
robot.tes	3754	Are You About to Employ a Robot
robotte.txt	3296	Are you About to Employ a Robot?
roia93	4408	1993 RAH Online Industry Awards by Dave Bealer
roultman.jok	962	A Man Page for Russian Roulette
rr.jok	1073	Man page for Russian Roulette
ryfm.txt	4851	Why is RYFM Disease Widespread? (READ YOUR FRIGGIN' MANUAL!)
safe-fax.asc	6340	The Important Rules for Safe Fax
santa-claus.sh	1514	Story-telling in computer languages
saturday.txt	10485	What Leeches and Other Losers Do on Saturday Nights, by The Blue Buccaneer
scientis	3560	Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
scribe.suport	733	Someone Had a Bad Day Providing Scribe Support
scrtch.monkey	2274	The Story of the Scratch Monkey
sears.vax	5572	New VAX Reseller Sears Expects To Clean Up With Its Latest Offering
secrets.jok	2167	User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers
select.lng	3476	Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
sentit.phk	1196	The Slipped Disk rants about how cool he is. Little prick.
sesame.2	5353	Programmers on Sesame Street
sesame.st	5056	Horizons in Computer Science Educational Technology by Ross Williams (June 3, 1988)
sesame_s.cs	4412	Computer Science Sesame Street
seven.lws	10500	The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific Episode 7: The House Guest with 172 Soldering Irons by M. Peshota
sexx.jok	7898	Computer Program for Computers to have Sex with People
signatur.jok	9735	Collection of Signature Files
silicon.txt	9864	The Joke of Silicon Valley, by Judith Stone
simgames.txt	3908	Documentation for SIM-Crackhouse
slings.arrows	1545	Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
slings_a.rro	1583	The Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
sloppy.hum	1579	Sloppy Floppies, or Polarid's New Cleaning Techniques
smart.basic?	2194	All the Programs you'll Ever Need for $600
smiles.txt	2620	Communications Breakthrough: The Smiley List, after Scott Fahlman at CMU
smiley	6826	The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
smiley.face	1412	Smiley Face Catalog, from 1983
smiley.txt	7530	Collection of Smiley Faces
smileys.2	12847	Collection of Emoticons
smileys.jok	7249	Additional Collection of Smiley Faces
smilie$d	14137	Large Collection of Smileys
sniglets.txt	5083	A Collection of Modem Signets Volume #1 by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
software	3459	Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
software.txt	105145	SOFTWARES: Part IV, a New Hype (Star Wars Parody)
soulcatc.txt	9470	About Copy Protection and Selling your Soul
spispopd.faq	26802	The Official SPISPOPD FAQ Prerelease Version 1.0 by Seth Cohn
spispopd.txt	4813	Why Doom has an Inside Joke to Usenet, or How I Helped Create a Cheat Key Code by Seth Cohn
sprite.txt	1487	Walk of Sprite: Parody of Walk of Life by Dire Straits, by Melt Cober (1986)
stuck.key	486	The All punctuation Drinking Song
stupdsig.txt	9812	A Collection of Stupid .signatures
sun.boot	7517	Pros and Cons of Sun Workstations from 1987
sun_on_t.far	2879	Why they chose Sun Workstations Down on the Farm
superuser.txt	6252	The Arguments for a Super User from Different Departments
sweep.stakes	752	Typical Junkmal, OK, WEIRD Junkmail, 1983
swwars.jok	60272	Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
swwars.txt	59362	Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
sys286.msg	24134	Nasty Parody of Symbiotics Documentations (Slimebiotics)
sysadmin.txt	2779	Should I Become an Astronaut, Firefighter, or System Administrator?
syslose.hum	9077	The Sysop's Guide to Loozers Leeches and Rodents
sysmgr.sty	61093	The Adventures of System Restriction Underwriter Manager
sysopblu.txt	4871	The Tough Times of Being a Sysop
sysopfun.hum	6684	Sysop fun! By Surf Rat
sysoppt.txt	2194	The System Operator Purity Test
system.man	7712	Machine Room Operations
system_g.ens	6647	Genesis Release 2.5, by Michael Coleman
taking_c.dis	1789	Different Ways of Taking Care of Your Disks
teachers	10525	Real Computer Teachers by The Joker, The Slipped Disk, the Datamaster and Mark Hamill
technica.har	2987	What is Technical harassment?
techsup.txt	693	The Top 10 Reasons for Calling Technical Support Hotlines
tenne.c	8446	New C Language Derivative: Tenne-C!
terms.hum	7567	An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
testfors.txt	3643	Tests for System Analysts (Reworking of the famous 'Final Test')
tex.use	3141	A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker.
texas.txt	1957	The Official Grotto Primer of Elementary Texan
the.future	5335	Zork, RAMS and the Curse of Ra: Computo, ergo sum by Curt Suplee, Smithsonian magazine, April 1983
the.last.bug	917	The Last Bug
the_hack.tes	20193	THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0
the_main.env	11671	New Employee Orientation: The Mainframe Environment from a Training Perspective
the_net.txt	3138	It's True! I Heard it on the Net!
thecompu.txt	11162	The Compleat Nerd Dictionary, by The Quartz Revision 2.0, 1985
thepasca.txt	4807	the Pascal Programmer and the C Programmer, by The Shooting Shark
thesocie.txt	13594	The Society of "Leeches" in the Telecommunications World by Mister I/O
timeline.lan	1222	Bizarre Computer Language Timeline
timewarp.jok	3964	Thank Goodness of Computer Technology!
to_my_da.hus	1988	To My Darling Husband, the Computer Addict
toilet.mil	2959	Administrator's Note About the Water Closet
tolkien.rin	17236	The Tolkien Ring Network
ton.jok	16717	Humorous Computer Dictionary (1988)
tonkinsc.txt	16334	Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, 1987
troff.jok	4050	Introducing a new "portable" macro package for troff-like processors (DEEP GEEK HUMOR)
tst8.txt	30397	Tech Support Tales #8
turbo.cadr	1335	Vrooom!, or, Turbo-CADR-19
turing.shr	4776	The Turing Sroud: An Amazing Archaeological Discovery!
turkey.hum	3726	Going Cold Turkey, by The Blue Buccaneer
typicaol.txt	3468	AOL's Diary, from Anonymous
u_songs.txt	4504	A Few MIT Drinking Songs
ultimate.spr	7910	Excellent Response by Digital to a VMS Leap year Complaint
ultimav.hum	7553	The Ultimate Ultima
unc90.cor	5433	A Notice of Change in Course Schedule by Kevin Denelsbeck (September 21, 1990)
unifid.field	1162	The Unified Field Theory
unisys.jok	2451	The Burroughs/Sperry (now Unisys) Merger Song
universa.vax	1106	God Logs Onto his VAX
unix-stories	22756	Adminstration Horror Stories From the Usenet (1992)
unix.admin.horror-1.1	141662	The Unofficial Unix Administration Horror Story Summary, version 1.1
unix.cmd	3228	Funny UNIX Commands to Type
unix.jok	920	Unix Jokes
unix.ooh	6589	Creative Writing Project: The UNIX Program Gone Bad
unix.rm	5998	A new version of rm(1) for DOD contractors by Steve Baur (1989)
unix_laf.txt	1216	Some Funny Things You Can Type in Unix
unixhoax.txt	4598	Creators Admin C, UNIX is a Hoax (April 1, 1991)
unixkill.txt	3413	Manual Entry for XKILL, which Kills Processes and the users who start them!
unixlove.jok	9610	Rant about UNIX, and USENIX as well
unixtrek.txt	4291	UNIX Trek
unixtrix.txt	143498	A VERY Large Collection of UNIX Shell Tricks
unixttl1.hac	31322	UNIX Communication Commands, Part I
unixwars.txt	25526	The UNIX Wars Saga, Version 1.1
usenet.oly	44437	The Usenet Sports Programming Network presents: Exclusive Coverage of the Men's Flame Baiting Finals
usenet_b.fax	3766	PLTS Announces "Netnews by Fax"
usenet_g.pos	7957	The USENET Guide to Power Posting
ussrmodm.txt	7168	Split Personalities on Electronic Bulletin Boards, by Rangott Splieken
utopia.hum	3193	A Login Session with Utopia BBS
uzi&comp.txt	2663	The Uzi vs. The Computer, by Yossie Silverman
uzivs.jok	1602	The UZI Versus the Computer
valgol.txt	2194	Announcing VALGOL, the Valley Girl Operating Language
valguy.hum	2836	Silicon Valley Guy (to the Tune of Valley Girl)
vangojok.txt	3220	The Writings of a Minor 19th Centure Post-Impressionist Programmer
vaporwre.1	10149	Murph's VAPORWARE column for March 1990
vaporwre.2	6591	Murph's VAPORWARE column for April 1990
vaxen.jok	15163	The Infamous VAXEN War Story
vaxlaws.hum	5476	The Law of the VAXes
vaxtrek.1	3650	Vax Trek V The Movie: "The Crunchy Bits"
vi_addic.txt	1580	Addicted to VI (Parody of Addicted to Love)
virtual.mem	2743	I/O Deja Vu: A Farce in one act
virus.hack	1969	Look Out for this New Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
virus.joke	3822	The Michelangelo Virus Hysteria Syndome
virus.txt	4325	A List of Humorous Viruses
vmexplan.hum	4032	A Very Weird Explanation of Memory Paging
voyager.hum	8576	The Voyage of the Digi-Nerds
vu.txt	2554	IBM's Virtual Universe Operating System
w95startmeup	2925	Song Parody of "Start Me up" by Dix/Dem (1995)
warbitch.hum	8769	BitchWar Manual #1, by Barney Badass
warbitch.txt	9225	B-File #1: Barney Badass's Bitch War manual
wargames.txt	9762	Is Wargames Possible? Bullshit! By The Jabberwock
warning.hum	2619	Warning! This Machine Intentionally Goes Down!
weird.pro	14307	Bored by Pascal? A Posting from Magnus (September 29, 1989)
weirdpro.txt	13454	The Bored by pascal? Series
what_is_.gur	2956	How to Tell if You Have a UNIX Guru in the House
who-me.hum	9214	So You Want to be a SysOP
why-text.oct	3437	Why I Like Textfiles, by Jason Scott
why_i_li.309	3790	Why I Like the IBM 3090
win95.txt	3303	Joke Press Release: Windows Buys Up Satisfaction
winjokes.txt	11956	Six Gabillion Anti-Windows/Microsoft Taglines
wint95experience.txt	7852	Out of the Box with Windows 95 (August, 1995)
wisdom.talk	1742	IMMANUEL: A Wisdom Based System for Discovering Deep Philosophical Ideas
writdocd.hum	8043	How to Write Documentation Documentation (Needs Editing)
xdos7.txt	5353	Christian Deity Ontological System Version 7 (XDOS 7.0), or Christianity 7
xtnd8088.txt	4604	Extended Op-Code Set for 8088/8086, or What Intel forgot To Tell.
yale.1	1993	An Example of a Fake AI System
you're.tired?	1059	Art Buchwald's Story about Why You're So Tired
zany232.art	5675	DL-232: A suggestion for even more stupid signals on computer cables
zendocum.txt	4118	Zen and the Art of Software Documentation by W.C. Carlson
zippy_eliza	6055	Attacking on ELIZA with some ZIPPY Quotes
zzzmodem.txt	5145	ZZZMODEM: The Slowest Modem Protocol Ever

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