-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-= Well folks, here we are yet again. That text phile group =-=-=- -=-=-= that just keeps coming back. This time however, we have kinda =-=-=- -=-=-= decided (assuming that Red okays it) that instead of the same =-=-=- -=-=-= ol' bullshit about breaking and entering, blowing-up this and =-=-=- -=-=-= that, etc, we are going to bring a little Christmas cheer and =-=-=- -=-=-= stray for the SANctuary formula. Even though it is September =-=-=- -=-=-= right now, who gives a fuck.Read the phile, smile an' enjoy.. =-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- :-) (-: :-) SANctuary.... (-: :-) Originally written by Merv, (-: :-) (wherever in hell he got it from, I dunno) (-: :-) Edited by Havok Halcyon. (-: :-) (-: :-) Twas the Night Before Christmas... (-: :-) (-: :-) Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. (-: :-) The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. (-: :-) The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, (-: :-) It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. (-: :-) Mamma in her teddy and I in the nude, (-: :-) Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. (-: :-) When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, (-: :-) That I lost my boner, and Mama went dry. (-: :-) Up to the window I sprang like an elf, (-: :-) Tore back the shade while she played with herself. (-: :-) The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, (-: :-) Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. (-: :-) When what to my wondering eyes should appear, (-: :-) But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. (-: :-) With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, (-: :-) A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. (-: :-) Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, (-: :-) And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. (-: :-) "Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, (-: :-) Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. (-: :-) Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, (-: :-) Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee." (-: :-) They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, (-: :-) Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. (-: :-) And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, (-: :-) As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. (-: :-) I was donning my jockeys, to cover my ass, (-: :-) When down the chimney came Santa with a boom and a crash. (-: :-) His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, (-: :-) He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. (-: :-) "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, (-: :-) "The reindeer are pooped, so I'll just stay a short while" (-: :-) He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink, (-: :-) Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. (-: :-) I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, (-: :-) The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. (-: :-) Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, (-: :-) But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. (-: :-) The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, (-: :-) The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. (-: :-) A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, (-: :-) And six pair of panties, the edible kind. (-: :-) A bra without nipples, a penis extension, (-: :-) And several more things I shouldn't even mention. (-: :-) A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, (-: :-) And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil. (-: :-) "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, (-: :-) So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split." (-: :-) He filled every stocking and then took his leave, (-: :-) With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve. (-: :-) He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, (-: :-) Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. (-: :-) In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch, (-: :-) Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a bitch!" (-: :-) The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, (-: :-) "The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!!" (-: :-) (-: :-) (-: :-) Merry Chanukah (-: :-) (I'm Jewish and **I** can't even spell that fregin' word) (-: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Hellfire Bulletin Board System The Hermitage BBS 908.495.3926 614.297.0987 SANctuary World Headquarters SANctuary Dist. Site